Boarding Delayed

Otherwise titled: "People you see in an airport." or "Waiting for two hours for a flight." or "This is what I do when I'm bored out of my mind."

- There's a newly wed couple in front of me. I say newly wed because they still find enjoyment from eating food from each others hands. And she packed Phase 10 in her carry on. It just seems like something you would do for a honeymoon trip. I'm trying to refrain from playing both of their hands for them. I would win. (Oh. My. Word. Her rock is BIG. How does she put her hand in her pocket?)

- There's a business man surfing article's and eating pretzels. I wish he'd share. I didn't eat lunch. He seems slightly perturbed with the couple's energetic moving of the bench.

- I think this lady forgot she was just going to the airport. And this is coming from Barbie. Let's just say this Barbie doesn't wear 5 inch black stilettos and a fancy black skirt with a split to kingdom come to the airport. I like to be able to walk.

- Oh uh. I think another newly wed couple sat down next to me. They're already starting to look like each other. Not sure you have to lean that far over to share a computer. Whoa! PDA, peoples!! Yep, she's still got the "wedding french pedicure." *nods*

- This business man's mother must not have taught him patience. Trust me. Just because you keep getting up and pacing, it won't get the plane here faster.

- This man don't need no headphones to keep his beat. It's in his head, man. He's down wit it.

- Yes, Toto, we're in Colorado. Just counted my 83rd boot. Seriously. Yes, I'm counting. My flight was delayed.

- I want to read this lady's book. She's super intent and has already read half of it in only an hour. I almost fell on the floor trying to read the cover.

- GASP! I like his camera- a Cannon. Oh, please may I look??? And if you aren't using that lens- maybe I could, maybe, borrow it???? No, don't walk away!!!! Come back!!!!!!

- This child needs her mother. Apparently she's not quite getting the fact that she's to say with her father. And her father's not quite getting the fact that a 2 year old shouldn't be running in the middle of the walkway of a busy airport.

-Awwww.... the poor puppy. Just because bulldogs are ugly doesn't mean they don't have feelings you guys.....

- That's the 13th person to sit in the wheelchair only spot, get embarrassed when they see the sign and quickly move.

- It's never a good sign when you see the pilot running.

- This lady has got to be a teacher. She has her shirt tucked in and is wearing a belt and glasses. Sure that might just be how she dresses but she's got this list of names with grades next to them. Okay, fine so maybe that's better proof than her belt.

Oh, good. They're finally boarding. Farewell All.

Getting free direct TV,

Ti-Ti